Mrs. Hagstrom: [about the college] This is not a brothel.
Shelley: Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.

Then, one day,
something magical happened,
just like out of a fairy tale.
Do you remember the one
where the wolf huffed and puffed
and blew the piggies' house down?
And he was wearing a glass slipper,
I think, and he had a pumpkin?
Plus there was that other thing?
Well, the same thing happened to me,
only vastly different.

*on the phone*

If this is Hef, blink once.
If it isn't Hef, blink twice.
...Did you blink?

LMAO




"Joanne, when I was little,
I wore a Scooby-Doo mask to school
for a whole month
because I thought I was ugly.
And then one day
a boy, Howard Rubenstock,
snuck up behind me and tore it off my face.Do you know what I realised?"

"That you were pretty?"

"No, that I was wearing it upside down."

"I'm not really sure
what you're trying to tell me, Shelley."

"I'm not either. But the point is,
you're a butterfly now, not an earthworm.
You don't need to hide any more."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

OH MAN I LOVEEEEEEEEEE IT!





And yesterday i watched Mean Girls with Shadman, Bhavna and Koshila because
on Wednesday at sport Genevieve, Liza, Kristina, Angela were all quoting Mean Girls
and so i decided I wanted to watch it again :D
ANyway yeah Mean Girls is probably the best quotable movie ever invented,
it is my favourite movie in the world by far i loveeeeeee it !

There's nothing to do but go online all day :|
this is the life :|